AI phone receptionist · US & UK
It answers. It qualifies. It hands off. That's the whole job.
An AI phone receptionist answers incoming calls, collects the reason for the call, contact details and urgency, and passes them to the right person. The questions and handover are built around your business. It does not book, dispatch or pretend to be a person. I build and run the system around your business.
Single automations are quoted on the call: a setup fee plus a monthly retainer to run them. Full systems start at $4,500, fixed scope, fixed price.
Ninety seconds, four steps, one text.
This is the shape of a call as the system is built to handle it: the script, step by step. A recorded test call, labelled as a demonstration, goes here the day I have one.
The script was written from real call transcripts from a plumbing company. Every question exists because a real caller needed it asked.
- 01
It answers, and says what it is
“Thanks for calling. I’m the assistant for the team; a plumber will call you back. What’s going on?” First ring, no hold music, no menu.
- 02
It asks the three questions
What the job is. Where it is. How urgent. If the caller says “water everywhere” or “gas smell”, it skips ahead, gives the emergency number, and keeps it short.
- 03
It reads back and reassures
Address read back so the number isn’t wrong. “Someone will call you back shortly.” It never promises a time it can’t keep.
- 04
It hands off, and gets out of the way
A text lands with the owner or dispatcher: job, address, urgency, callback number. You call back in two minutes and close it from your head, the way you always have.
Catch. Qualify. Hand off.
- Answers every call on the first ring, 24/7, in the accent and vocabulary you choose.
- Gets the job, the address and the urgency, and reads the address back.
- Recognises emergency words and routes them first.
- Texts a named human within seconds, with everything it learned.
- Logs every call so you can see what came in while you were under a floor.
Book. Dispatch. Pretend.
- Book an appointment. It doesn't know where your vans are or which job is running late. You do.
- Promise a time. “Someone will call you back shortly” is a promise you can keep.
- Pretend to be a person. It says it's an assistant in the first sentence.
- Quote a price. Prices are yours, given by you, after you've heard the job.
- Argue with a confused caller. It asks once more, then hands off with what it has.
What it costs, who's awake, what happens when it breaks.
Cost
Builds start at $4,500, fixed price, quoted before I start. After the build, every system carries a monthly fee. For the receptionist that's the phone line, the minutes and my monitoring, typically several hundred dollars a month at single-shop volumes. For a single automation it's a smaller retainer that covers running it and fixing it when a supplier changes something. I quote the exact figure with the build, before you sign anything.
When it breaks
Every build ships with a fallback route: if the system can't take a call, the call goes to your existing voicemail or answering service instead of dead air. It's part of the acceptance test before go-live, not a promise in a paragraph.
Who is awake
I watch alerts from 06:00 to 23:00 Central European Time. That covers midnight to 5pm on the US East Coast and 5am to 10pm in the UK. Outside those hours the fallback route takes the call and I fix it before your morning. I have a day job teaching entrepreneurship for Ungt Entreprenørskap. This business runs before and after it, and I say so because you'd find out anyway.
Who it fits
Best fit for the phone system: one to ten trucks, with an owner or dispatcher who acts on a text within minutes. Bigger shop with a CSR desk? The handoff goes to your desk, not the owner, and pushing the lead into ServiceTitan, Housecall Pro or Jobber is scoped per build. It never auto-books. For automation work, size doesn't matter: a founder with a Slack and an inbox has the same leak as a six-van shop.
| What | When | The detail |
|---|---|---|
| Answering | 24 hours a day, every day, automated. | The receptionist does not sleep, queue or run out of minutes on a busy night. |
| Staffed monitoring | 06:00 to 23:00 Central European Time. | That is midnight to 5pm US Eastern and 5am to 10pm in the UK for most of the year. Clocks change on different dates in the US, the UK and Norway, so the overlap shifts by an hour for a few weeks each spring and autumn; the booking page and my confirmations carry the exact times. |
| If it breaks | The fallback route takes over at once, automatically. | Calls go to your existing voicemail or answering service, never dead air. I am alerted, and I fix it before your next morning; outside my hours the fallback holds until I am back. The fallback is part of the acceptance test before go-live. |
| What the monthly covers | The phone line, the minutes, and my monitoring. | Keeping what was built running is in the monthly, including fixes when a supplier changes something. New features and new integrations are scoped and quoted separately, in writing, before I start. |
Where I actually am: One plumbing company signed for the AI receptionist; it goes live in October 2026 and the first 30 days get published on this site. Five workflow automations completed for Chimpy, a powerbank rental company, with a 5.0/5 client review. The build, honestly →
A caught call is not a won job. Here's who does what next.
The receptionist hands the enquiry to a named person by text. What happens after that is yours, and it's worth being precise about both paths before you buy.
The owner or dispatcher rings back
The text names the job, the address, the urgency and the callback number. Whoever holds the phone calls the customer back, prices it from their head and books it the way they always have. The receptionist never promised a time, so a callback in a few minutes beats the promise the caller heard.
The message waits. Nothing else happens by itself.
The caller was told a person will ring back. The text sits in the phone and the call is in the log, so nothing is lost, but in the standard build no second phone is tried and no one is escalated to. That is deliberate: I would rather tell you the limit than invent a night desk you don't have.
If you want a second number after ten minutes, or the handoff to a CSR desk instead of the owner, that is scoped per build and written into the quote. Which is why the fit is an owner or dispatcher who acts on a text within minutes.
A logo on a page is not an integration. This table is.
| Feature | Status | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Answer on the first ring, 24/7, say it's an assistant | In the current build | Greeting, disclosure and vocabulary set per business. |
| Ask the job, the address and the urgency; read the address back | In the current build | Script written from real call transcripts. |
| Recognise emergency words and shorten the call | In the current build | Gives your emergency number when the caller says water everywhere or gas smell. |
| Text a named person with job, address, urgency, callback number | In the current build | One number in the standard build. A second number or a desk is scoped. |
| Call log you can read | In the current build | Every call, what it learned, when it handed off. |
| Fallback to your existing voicemail or answering service | In the current build | Part of the acceptance test before go-live. |
| Escalate to a second phone if nobody acts | Scoped per build | Timing and order agreed in the quote. |
| Hand off to a CSR desk instead of the owner | Scoped per build | For shops with a desk that acts on texts. |
| Push the lead into ServiceTitan, Housecall Pro or Jobber as a record | Scoped per build | Whether your plan's API accepts it is checked on the call, not promised on a page. |
| Book appointments, dispatch, or quote a price | Not included | By design. It doesn't know your board, your crews or your prices. You do. |
| Pretend to be a person | Not included | It says it's an assistant in the first sentence. |
| Live transfer to a human mid-call | Not included | It hands off by text so nobody is put on hold for a person who's under a floor. |
- The phone number
- Yours. It stays in your name; the receptionist answers behind it via forwarding. Turn forwarding off and you're back to what you had.
- The accounts
- Yours. The voice platform and telephony accounts are opened in your business's name; I administer them while I run the system.
- The call recordings and transcripts
- Yours. Deleted on request. Never used to train anyone's models. Retention is written into the quote.
- The script and the documentation
- Yours. Delivered with the build, in writing, so another builder could take over.
- If we stop working together
- Handover terms are in every agreement: accounts transferred, documentation delivered, forwarding switched off or kept, your choice. No ransom.
The minutes are the cheap part; the pricing field note adds them up with the vendors' own price pages linked. What you pay me for is the part no plan includes: discovery, the script from your real calls, the number and accounts in your name, integration where scoped, testing against your real jobs, the fallback route, go-live, monitoring, and the fixes.
The three price layers, with the numbers →Set up a tool, buy a managed plan, or have one built. Which is right depends on your week.
Set up a tool yourself
Fits when
One van, a quiet phone, and an owner who'll spend a Sunday on the script and shrug at a misheard address now and then.
You do
Write the script, buy the number, test it on yourself, fix it when it drifts, watch the log.
I do
Nothing. I'll tell you which tool on the call if that's the right answer.
Cost
A monthly plan on the vendor's price list. See the pricing field note for figures with links.
A managed plan from a receptionist company
Fits when
You want a person or an AI on the line today and don't need it to know your trade.
You do
Fill in their intake form, keep the minutes or calls inside the plan, handle what they can't.
I do
Nothing.
Cost
Their monthly plan plus overages; the pricing field note has the current numbers.
A custom build, which is what I sell
Fits when
One to ten trucks, an owner or dispatcher who acts on a text, calls that decide jobs, and no appetite to run software.
You do
Thirty minutes on the call, a few real call examples, a yes or no on the quote, and the callbacks.
I do
Discovery, the script from your real calls, number and accounts in your name, integration where scoped, testing against your real jobs, the fallback route, go-live, monitoring, and the fixes.
Cost
From $4,500 to build, then the monthly for the line, the minutes and monitoring. Quoted in writing before I start.
| Line | Single automation or chatbot | Full system, e.g. the receptionist |
|---|---|---|
| Setup, once | A setup fee, quoted on the call. Example scope: one digest, one filing automation, one chatbot trained on your pages. | From $4,500, fixed scope, in writing. What moves it up: integrations, a second handoff path, more than one number. |
| Running, monthly, required | A smaller retainer: running it, and fixing it when a supplier changes something. | The phone line, the minutes and my monitoring, typically several hundred dollars a month at single-shop volumes. Exact figure in the quote. |
| Optional | Fractional AI Partner: ongoing improvement, the next leak found before it costs you, by application. The Profit Leak Report: the deep, documented diagnosis, $1,500, credited in full toward a build within 60 days. Nobody has to buy it to discuss an obvious build. | |
Same receptionist, your vocabulary.
What owners ask before they book.
How much does an AI phone receptionist cost?
My builds start at $4,500, fixed price, quoted before I start. After the build, every system carries a monthly fee. For the receptionist that's the phone line, the minutes and my monitoring, typically several hundred dollars a month at single-shop volumes. For a single automation it's a smaller retainer that covers running it and fixing it when a supplier changes something. I quote the exact figure with the build, before you sign anything. We scope the call types, handover and running costs before a build.
Can it connect to the software we already use?
It hands the call details to a named person: reason, urgency, callback number and any agreed fields. Creating a record in your CRM, order system or other software is scoped per build after checking access and compatibility. It does not auto-book.
Can it book appointments?
No. This receptionist captures and qualifies the request, then hands it to a person. Your team confirms availability, makes commitments and arranges the next step.
What if it can't understand the caller?
It asks once more, plainly. If it still can't get the detail, it takes what it has, tells the caller a human will ring back, and hands off immediately with a note that says so. A confused caller gets a person fast; they never get a loop.
Will customers know it's an AI?
Yes. It says so in the greeting. Callers don't mind an assistant that's honest and fast; they mind hold music, voicemail, and a robot pretending to be a person. Disclosure rules also exist in several places, so honest is the safe default as well as the decent one.
What happens when it goes down at 9pm on a Saturday?
Every build ships with a fallback route: if the system can't take a call, the call goes to your existing voicemail or answering service instead of dead air. It's part of the acceptance test before go-live, not a promise in a paragraph. I watch alerts from 06:00 to 23:00 Central European Time. That covers midnight to 5pm on the US East Coast and 5am to 10pm in the UK. Outside those hours the fallback route takes the call and I fix it before your morning. I have a day job teaching entrepreneurship for Ungt Entreprenørskap. This business runs before and after it, and I say so because you'd find out anyway.
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